My favorite line was about how Noah whatshisname was the first actor to ever convince him that he was acting in front of a green screen, even when he was actually on location.

There was a porn analogy? *totally missed it* I guess I am just weak to hyperbolic humor. :) But yeah, it's not any one review, it's the combination of many, many negative (and even scathing) reviews that has made me so certain that the movie's probably pretty bad.