amatyultare: (team tyler's van)
amatyultare ([personal profile] amatyultare) wrote2010-07-01 10:05 pm

you think i think too much, i think we'll wait and see

So, Eclipse. I can't decide whether I actually thought it was a decent movie, or if I was just impressed at how huge an improvement over the book it is. [livejournal.com profile] cleolinda, as usual, has said pretty much everything that we're all thinking, so go just read that if you want to know what I thought about the movie.

But in all seriousness, guys, it's pretty entertaining. I know I've ranted - extensively - about this series, but I promise, there are actual fight scenes and everything.

Meanwhile, Avatar comes out this weekend...it currently has an 8% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes and Roger Ebert started his review with the following words:

"The Last Airbender" is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented. The laws of chance suggest that something should have gone right. Not here. It puts a nail in the coffin of low-rent 3D, but it will need a lot more coffins than that.

He gave it half a star. Combine that with the racefail thing and...maybe I won't be going to see that one after all. (Edit: Here's probably my favorite review of the movie so far. Trust me, read it.)

Tomorrow's Friday - why do four-day weeks always feel more than a day shorter than five-day weeks? Weird. Anyway, off to finish my laundry and then to bed.

[identity profile] amatyultare.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
My favorite line was about how Noah whatshisname was the first actor to ever convince him that he was acting in front of a green screen, even when he was actually on location.

There was a porn analogy? *totally missed it* I guess I am just weak to hyperbolic humor. :) But yeah, it's not any one review, it's the combination of many, many negative (and even scathing) reviews that has made me so certain that the movie's probably pretty bad.

[identity profile] archimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know that there are PLENTY of bad reviews for this film out there indeed!

And maybe I got the io9 review confused with another one. Who knows? I was reading one a while back that was brilliant, and then they started talkin' smut and it totally destroyed the writer's credibility for me. Because I'm like that.

[identity profile] amatyultare.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, the semen joke - I had forgotten about it. Not exactly a porn joke, but close enough.

[identity profile] archimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
These things! They hang me up. :P

We saw it tonight with Aaron and Yoi, then came home to watch the series a bit and reflect... The Last Airbender wasn't Transformers-bad in my opinion. I mean, it was pretty bad, but I haven't gouged my eyes out yet. It might be worth buying if it one day makes it to the $2 bin.

ANYWAY! Porter? You gonna be there?