I promise I will stop talking about Twilight after this (maybe)

[amatyultare]

For those on my f-list who don't want to give the Twilight franchise any more money than it's already gotten, I understand.

And now you don't have to.

Because cleolinda has made a Movies in 15 Minutes of it. And it's pretty much perfect in every way.

Random Quote:

[Edward drags her by the arm through the woods, like, what, you couldn't get a good enough grip on her hair or something? Damn. Then he zooms her up the mountain on a forcible piggyback ride and storms off into a single spotlight sunbeam in an epic snit over what a monster he is, he must SHOW HER the HORROR OF HIS BEING, a TERRIBLE SECRET accompanied by the SOFT FLUTTERING OF WINDCHIMES:]

EDWARD: I AM VAMPIRE. HEAR ME TWINKLE.

BELLA: Oh, wow, I spent like $60 at Sephora trying to get sparkle like that. What is that, Urban Decay?

EDWARD: NO!

BELLA: Oh, so it's a drugstore brand?

EDWARD: THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA!

BELLA: FINE. WHATEVER. But the lipstick, that's gotta be Cargo, right?

EDWARD: *FLOUNCE*

Comments

[deliriumdriver.livejournal.com]

I have to say, all of this hilarity is making me seriously considering watching the movie and/or reading the book for the lulz.

[lacontessa11.livejournal.com]

OMG, that's so funny it's going to make me late for work if I don't stop reading right now. MUST FINISH.